Baby Jesus: Now With GPS Super Powers! [Christmas Miracle]

December 23rd, 2007 | Category: Gadget News

The Christianity 2.0 movement continues in South Florida, where the town of Bal Harbour received a GPS-equipped Baby Jesus statue to replace a previously stolen Baby Jesus staute. A Cincinnati lawyer donated the statue after hearing about the theft in early December.

In addition, Mary and Joseph were equipped with GPS and the entire family was encased in plexiglass

to avoid future theft by godless heathens. Now Ricky Bobby can rest easy knowing that little baby Jesus is safe in his manger watchin’ the Baby Einstein videos, learnin’ ’bout shapes and colors. [AP via Chicago Tribune]


Orginal post by Adrian Covert

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