Poor undercover cop-assaulting hottie TV anchor Alycia Lane has had her good albeit probably fake name dragged through the mud before. Back in May, as we mentioned earlier, she made Page Six for an embarrassing “emailing bikini photos of herself to Rich Eisen’s wife” snafu, the sort of thing that could happen to any of us. When that story broke, a Gawker Operative got in touch with Ms. Lane to express her general distaste for the whole situation. Our emailer explains: “When I read the original page 6 exposition in May I was PMSing and proceeded to look up Alycia Lanes e mail address thru the network. I sent her a snotty mail and she responded. I nearly felt poor but now not so much. I copied and pasted the emails below. Get some kleenex.” Yes. You’ll need it. Alycia’s side of the sad tale, after the jump.

Dear [Redacted],
Yes, you are right I wish I could vanish. considering the truth is…the pix were normal vacation pix…not playboy spread pix. the

problem was…my friend’s (of 9 years!) apparently wasn’t aware of our friendship! THAT is why she was so upset (which I understand by the way, b/c I have BEEN there under real cheating circumstances). You shouldn’t believe everything that you read…considering I chose not to comment to protect my friend. Instead I got thrown under the bus, when I did nothing wrong…and have never done anything inappropriate.
But thanks for making an already terrible moment in my life…that much more horrible.
perhaps I will vanish…perhaps that would build you feel better.
And you are wrong, “this” specific woman…is very deep..and very hurt and humiliated by something that should have been rather insignificant.
thanks again for making me feel as terrible as I could possibly feel. Job well done.

Alycia

Photo illustration: Philadelphia Will Do
Earlier: Bikini Anchor Punches Gal Cop!

Original post by Pareene