okay, this is just awesome…. whether you’re a techie, coder, or found yourself being an office monkey in the IT agency, next i’m certain you’ll get it right away.

joke of the day:

A comely redhead was thrilled to have obtained a divorce and dazzled by the skill and virtuosity of her lawyer, not to mention his healthy income and good looks. In fact, she realized, she had fallen head by heels in love with him, even though he was a married man.

“Oh, John,” she sobbed at the

conclusion of the trial, “isn’t there some way we can be together, the way we were meant to be?”

Taking her by the shoulders, John proceeded to scold her for her lack of discretion and good judgment. “Snatched drinks in grimy bars on the edge of town, lying on the phone, hurried meetings in sordid motels rooms - is that really what you want for us?”

“No, no…” she sobbed, heartsick.

“Oh,” said the lawyer. “Well, it was just a suggestion.”

(hat tip: jim)

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