Santa Is One Fat Ball of Imperial Grease [Rumor Smashed]

December 17th, 2007 | Category: Gadget News

Contrary to our exclusive report about the detention of Santa by stormtroopers and the brutal assault on his North Pole factory, we got confirmation he just was happily being escorted by Imperial Troops. Apparently, Santa is an Imperial collaborator and a personal friend of Darth Vader, Dick Cheney

and Steve Jobs. The elves, however, are still dead. A bunch of Ewoks too. I love happy endings. [Reply to original article in Digg]


Original post by Jesus Diaz

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